I'm Satans right hand man now.

Just had an amazing memorable day with my squad.

I kust happemed to come across a satanic page

Link plox

It was our Recognition Day in our School, and i didn't expect that i was the 4th Honor Student in School.

So there's this dude in my year who's a c*** little bastard and boasts about all these entertaining but s*** accomplishments of his (such as jumping two meters from a tree onto a boar and killing it with a trident in his hand), and is also a "hypocritical bully" (dishes out roasts and fists all the time but can't take a single retort in return or he'll go on a suicidal rant). And no, he really doesn't have "family issues" or any of that sort of stuff at all. He's just, in short, an attention seeker.

Anyways, yesterday while our whole gang were playing Overwatch, he bragged about buying a singular pizza and gave us the link to his order, which in turn revealed his online profile and thus credit card number. My mates then ordered 20 bottles of water and 50 chili sauce packets, and he had to go out and cancel his order.

After that, we thought it would be funny if we tried to prank call him, and the next thing we knew a mate of mine dialed his number and spoke in the most unconvincing Indian accent you have ever heard, telling him that Dominoes were going to contact the rest of the other stores in their chain and forbid him from doing anymore purchases until they cleared up this matter with the police. I thought he would immediately figure us out (mainly because the rest of us couldn't hold our laughter in) but believe it or not he fell for it, and later came back to our voice chat weeping and wailing that thanks to our stunt the cops were gonna grab him. We then tried to calm him down and explain that it was all just banter, but upon hearing this he ragequit and blocked us from all social media. He must've accidentally left his mic on, because we could still hear shrieking and what sounded like wall plaster falling off.

Best part of the story? The one guy who was silent for the entire scenario suddenly spoke up and said "I've got it all recorded. Let's upload this to YouTube."

everyone in this scenario is horrible, f*** you

"there's this guy who tells entertaining but s*** stories", says guy who tells stories that are s*** but not entertaining

at least, i hope it's s***, because if it isn't then you seem like a c***

Sadly it isn't s***, and I will admit that my purpose for revealing this was to try and entertain. Same goes for my previous "stories"; all true events but still posted in a pathetic attempt to entertain (apart from the earthquake of course, that was an actual serious issue).
My character has developed really terribly this year and I've actually felt f*** horrible about this incident ever since. You guys aren't the first ones to tell me that I was worse off than before as a person. I am indeed a c***, but one who is always full of regret at that.
I hope yall will be glad to know that everything got sorted out between us and that guy and apologies were made from both ends. The recording of the incident was also deleted.
Remind me to think twice before posting trash like this again.

Think twice before posting trash like this again

It f*** snowed today.

Today I ate some pizza...
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That was pretty much the highlight of my day.

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Anyway I played Smash 4 and Brawl and I'm awake at 3 am posting this. Goodbye.

This Friday is the last day at my job. Yay! Searching for a new prospect will be fun now.