don't

i said "if i wanted to" of course i wont fit a book in my pocket that would be stupid

bigger pockets suck thats how i lost my old DS lite and pokemon diamond AND firered

it kinda just slipped out lmao

you'd think i'd hear it hit the floor at least ; n ;

I hate when coins or my cellphone or s*** like that falls from your pocket after you sit

it's like destiny trying to steal you something

yeah my phone falls out of my pocket if I don't put it in deep enough

speaking of my phone, it was f*** up but I fixed it! ...by factory resetting it

so since it's back at square one i'm probably just going to get a new one anyway

come back to skype buddy

what part of "when I get a new computer" do you not get

I will get a new computer in February or March though

probably March

I'll also get a new one in march

are we the same person

I may be drunk
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in school wow

I have normal people hair

My hair is ok dude what are you talking about

Umm I live on earth and your hair does not

Are you calling me a skinhead

your hair is an alien creature and I, the world's greatest warrior, will defeat it

You can't.

Even the Bravest of the warriors get trapped into it's greasy whirls.