After what happened to me and things I saw and what's going on I get a bit uncomfortable looking at botws graphics and Zelda's "extended feud" with Ganon and you know
And when Bros be like "duuuuuuude breath of the wild!" I'm kinda sickened, even though I don't want to be a douche about it, and instantly everyone's all alienated and nobody ever really talks about why???
Because the way the game is like, I would expect normal people to see it and be like uhhhhh
But instead their behavior tends to follow that pattern I listed and it makes me wish having friends
And trying to make sense out of Zelda's figure in that game is like...
it was pretty implicit and it wasn't wrong as to what it predicted
And looking back at that it's just kind of like... "You can't trust no one these days enough to even say you can't trust no one these days"
And all the dungeons are like rubbing ice pack coolant on your lips and trying to fly headfirst straight into those little bowls you put the staple trigger ball things into
"Thisssss is zeeeeeldaaaaa" it whispers and that's not exactly true because of the coolant thing but the brain damage from the bowl is exactly what Zelda dungeons feel like