I f*** my girlfriend, but it ends up she's not alive.

Go _____ yourself and ______ ______ some _______. _______?

Go refresh yourself and maybe buy some soda. Please?

I ate a _____ and yet it ended up to look like _____ when it came out the other end.

(Btw, I was expecting "I f#%$& my girlfriend, but it ends up she's not female.", Lol.)

I ate a taco and yet it ended up to look like burrito when it came out the other end.


Can you please get that _____ and a ______?

Can you please get that nail and a hammer?

I ______ my girlfriend again, and she was not ______.

(I'll do a quick one on my own: I fired my girlfriend again, and she was not happy.)