The kids these days are eating Tide pods and s*** and tbh I can’t blame them because those things look like colourful candy

So what are some things you think look tasty even though you really shouldn’t eat them

I want to eat lava. It looks all goopy I just wanna stick my hand in it and eat it like that bear dude does with the honey

i want to eat the switch cartridges

Play dough and also if you came in dough and left it raw it would be appetizing

Eating nails and the whole concept of the badassery involved is pretty appealing to me
in theory

Silica gel. So round and shiny

paint tbh

ANIMALS.


Nah, just kidding.

Quartz. It looks like candy.

That drink with the skull and crossed bones on it, I hear its a killer

Paper scraps. They look like crunchy snacks.

milk ;_; being lactose intolerant f*** sucks my dudes. ive literally had dreams about drinking milk and eating cereal with milk but i cannot

I just want to bite into a billiard ball. They look so round man.

have you ever had milk

yeah, i’d drink it a lot when i was a kid. haven’t had a straight up glass of milk in years tho. almond milk is nice but it isn’t the same really

oh well I had it a lot as a kid too and I'm here to tell ya, milk sucks & you aren't missing much

milk is good

i bet term has weak, pathetic bones due to lack of calcium