999+/10
I LMAO almost literally!


There was once three men caught by an army and and they were
going to get they're head shot off. The first man stands in
front of the army and sees them all with guns in they're hand.
He sees and here the cheif yell "Ready.....aim...." then quicly
the first man yells "tornado!" and the army and the cheif duck
for cover, while the first man laughes and escapes from them.
Then the second man goes and says his last words. He hears the
cheif yell out "Ready.....aim...." And quickly the man yells
out " Hurricane!" and the army and cheif duck for cover while
the second man escapes from them. Then the third man walks up
in front of them and waits for the chief to say his words. The
cheif says "Ready....aim..and.."
the third man yells "Fire!"

0/10

What do you the act of making a bad joke?

Bustin' a Ballton.

lol nice 8/10

Do you like Bleach or Naruto?

Bleach.

Why?

I don't wash my clothes with "Naruto."

Well even if I can't say anything about that joke, it really corners me. I say 7/10

Q: You are inside a room with a light. You are next to a table. When I turn off the light, where are you now?

A: In the dark!

0/10 Really?
"Joke":

You know what I ask myself:Why is common sense so uncommon these days?

Over 9000!!!!/10

A Penguin went into a bar.
Don't you ge- *shot*

5/10

Sonic Joke:

What's Tails favorite midnight snack?








Whipped Cream.

6/10 I think somebody should make a video of Tails accidentally eating his tail!

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Teacher: What is the formula of H2O?

Student: HIJKLMNO

Teacher: That's not right.

Student: But teacher said H to O.

0/10 Shut up kittyboy. You're not even a judge to anyone.

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Boss: You want to be our new night watchman? Are you qualified for the job?

Man: Of course I am!

Boss: What makes you think so?

Man: The slightest amount of noise wakes me up.

2.5/5


On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a coke, you cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls “And get me another coke dogface!”
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot’s approach. “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!”
The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, “For someone who can’t fly, you’ve got some guts!”

6/10.

Son:tell me a bedtime story
Dad:once,there was a bunny-
Son:no,tell me a better one
Dad:once,there was a cool bunny-
Son:no,tell me an even better one
Dad:alright,but don't tell your mum about this story,once,there was a naked bunny...

The next day,the family was having breakfirst.
Son:dad,thanks for telling me that awesome story of a-
Dad:*cough* *cough*

@Ridley: On scale from 1 to stupid, that's just a retarded joke.

But not as much of a joke as that robot in your sig.

@Fawful guy: I'm laughing. Not at the joke, I'm laughing at your attempt to make a joke. 0/10

But at least you guys try. I can't make a joke.

10/10 Best Joke ever.

Here's my joke: Pie.

Are you playing the game or are you just spamming while saying things that shows you are the boss?

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Mack: David, what will happen if you don't have any ears?

David: I can't see.

Mack: You can't see? Don't you mean by you can't hear?

David: If I don't have any ears, I won't have anything to hold up my glasses!