It is an amazing computer that makes Touching everything so happy. However, people want this computer and the military murder him to get it, and use it for evil. And everyone dies. Even the babies.

I wish I could be Iron Man by day, and Batman by night.

Being split personalities hurts your heart, as by day, you are loved, but by night, you are hated. This slowly, but surely tears your heart apart, and eventually drives you to suicide, and the world's villains now gain two suits of armor, which they use for their own evil purposes.

I wish for the world to see what they've done wrong.

Everybody realizes what horrible people they are, and they go jump off of cliffs in the masses.

I wish I had Demise's sword. From Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, if you didn't know what I meant.

You lift your sword into the air, and lightning strikes it and fries your heart.
I wish I wish could hack anything.

You hack your mother to bits.

I wish I could have all the chicken and onion pizzas in the world. (I f*** LOVE chicken and onion pizzas)

You become so large that you cannot move and explode into bits.

I wish for all the candy in the world to be in my possession.

The rush overpowers you, causing you to make every bad wish in this forum so far, thereby causing the world to hate you and sentence you to a life of despair, alone, forever.

I wish that the show "My Little Pony" never existed.

f*** you.

Ok, fine. All the bronies don't have something awesome to watch and they instead watch snuff films and become murderers.


I wish .

The dot grows and becomes an evil overlord, who kills Nixter, his creator, and blows up the world.

I wish Lukepi took Cleod's place for 24 hours.

He makes everything you see become 3.14, and all of our brains become corrupt after he tells us to divide that by 0.

I wish for better headphones.

Your headphones are in fact Dr.E-I mean, a creature that sticks a tendril into your ears and leads you on path to destroy all living things.
I wish for infinite energy.

YOU HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY THAT EVERYTHING BECOMES SO POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE NOW HAS TO WRITE IN CAPS FOR THE REST OF THIS WHOLE THREAD.

I WISH I HAD BORDERLANDS 2.

FIRST OFF, A COMMENT.
RULES CAN ACTUALLY BE CREATED BY WISHES, WHICH OF COURSE CAN BE UNDONE BY ANOTHER WISH, BUT ONLY IF IT IS NOT CORRUPTED IN THE MATTER RELATING TO IT. THIS, OF COURSE LEADS TO SOME INTERESTING PLAY.

HAVING BORDERLANDS 2 RUINS YOUR LIFE, BY GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT. WHAT YOU WANT YOU NO LONGER WANT AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME, AND SINCE YOU HAVE USED YOUR WISH ON A TRIVIAL CAUSE, YOU FEEL HORRIBLE OVER THE LIVES YOU COULD'VE SAVED.

I WISH THAT NO ONE USED ANY CAPS IN THIS THREAD.

THIS IS THE CORRUPTION OF WISHES THREAD, SO YOUR WISH IS DENIED, AND EVERYONE CONTINUES TO USE CAPS.

I WISH TO BE ABLE TO FLY ON A MAGIC CARPET.

THE MAGIC CARPET BRINGS YOU TO A PLACE IN WHICH A GENIE IS THERE. YOU TAKE THE LAMP, AND THE GENIE TELLS YOU THAT YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER WISH. SINCE THE POWER SURGE HAS TAKEN OVER, THE GENIE WISHES FOR MOAR POWER. THERE'S SO MUCH POWER THAT THE WORLD SUFFERS A POWER OUTAGE, THAT DRIVES PEOPLE TO MADNESS.

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And what effect does this have? Now there's no need to post in Caps, though you will have to speak in nerd-rage speak.

I wish for a hammer.