Except yourself. Now your stuck in the mind of a rabid rapist.


I wish for everything.

...
That doesn't make sense?

He wishes everything...was in his pants

I wish for someone to kill me

(Umm...are you joking, or do you need someone to talk to about this? If you want to talk, I'm always open to listening.)

OT: Well, someone kills you indeed... but you don't stay dead. You are caught in a groundhog day loop so that you experience someone killing you over and over again; your only redemption is to try and break the loop by avoiding the situation that caused your death.

I wish for the power to control lightning (required secondary powers included).

You control lightning but don't control thunder. The thunder gets out of control and becomes loud enough to make your head explode.

I wish wood was edible.

It was a joke refering to how none of the wishes are fulfilled the right way.

You decide to eat wood, and when you bend over to pick up sticks, you feel PedoBear behind you.

I wish everyone knew what sarcasm was

I'm surprised no one used the other meaning of wood.

You attempt to use sarcasm to let out your frustration on the german fatman who is quite gullible. But he understands what you meant and does what he did to peach to you. You are traumatized for the rest of your life.

I wish DK didn't sound realistic in SSBB

He sounds like lavender town and you kill yourself
I wish for Sonario to stop corrupting my wishes and I have anti-depressents, and locked in a cell so I can't kill myself

Someone else kills you
I wish for the new members not to be so f*** up

The world is good and hap- Oh wait

Well, now they're even worse, and you smash your computer out of frustration.

I wish for Steam to work better.

it does,but your computer doesn't afford it and crashes every tie you open steam



I wish everyone in the world are all naked all the time

They are, including you and everyone laughs at your little p**** until you decide you don't want to be alive anymore.
I love you pooch.
I wish for something to happen. Preferably good.

Something good happens, but to balance that out, something incredibly terrible happens, which makes you commit suicide.

I wish Sakurai had started work on SSB for Wii U/3DS earlier, and we had it now.

Sakurai would horribly unbalance the characters and add an even more annoying game mechanic that would enrage all players of the game to the point of despising all of Sakurai's games and destroying them all.

I wish i was Weegee.

You become weegee and then get put into crusade to spend the rest of your life, getting ridiculed by other characters to the point of suicide.
I wish the next poster wasn't retarded.

Wish Is granted. Nothing else happened.

I wish that Kyuubit was aware of himself being an idiot all the time.