I'm going to watch it to purge all memories of me forced to watch Twilight.

This looks like a good title for a porn movie.

Nowhere near as good as "Weapons of a** Destruction" or "the Texas Dildo Massacre" though

Yeah but what can you do?

I bet this is going to get 'overwhelmingly negative reviews'
Yes that's right, I only watch a movie after I read review summaries on wiki

This movie will probably be awful but I will probably see it anyway for a cheap laugh or two. The age of good parody movies is dead.

Why'd you post that?

It's not even funny.

Basically that. I'm not aware about the quality of parody movies nowadays, but I used to like them, so if it ever airs on TV or something, I'll try to watch it.

By the way:

Yeah, whatever

I know. Its the poor humor of parody movies in the future

First time I was told the title it was misspelled as "vampire suck", and I thought it was a new blowjob technique or something...

But yeah, I'd probably rather watch Twilight than that.

I'm guessing the technique will end with blood and tears.

Lol, 3% on Rotten Tomatoes

I think the movie is alright, I like randomness and things tha happen suddenly for no reason.

Actually not. I know it isn't ubber mega awesome, and that there are many better movies out there, but I like it too, just to "" some laughters when I have nothing better to do, late at night, sunday, after my brothers drunk, and we are saying a lot of shish, and my mom comes, and she, seriously, watches it too and say something like "*chuckles* hm/tsh, what a foolish thing [God]", and then some conversation goes on, and I'll stop there because I type too much...

Just, I laugh when it is unexpected and random, like that scene in "Date Movie" where the girl is replaced by a "double" when she is on the motorbike; no need for much more.

I know people who would smoke wed to watch this kind of movie, though. So they can laugh. A bit stupid imo...