Probably that one roommate I had that I wanted to hit for using hate speech so he ran into my blind backhand and ran off to cry and call the cops, turns out there was a warrant out for my arrest because nobody let me know that I had a court date scheduled about a year later
His special attack is that he shrinks his brain and puts it inside of your head and you try to swat it like a fly and it distracts you
And his max special is where aliens abduct the entire population of Earth to process everyone into " immortality serum" for a distant superpower cabal
Really his best move is to shake his arms rapidly back and forth like c***, excellent pressuring tool that combos easily

Juri

Reported for Horny

not even

I am not into muscly girls

I like her fireballs and I like that she's purple and that she stands on one foot like a flamingo

yeah i want her to step on me too bro

Zeku

I like transformy characters

i can't comment on any of the newer sf5 characters i played it on launch and dropped it really quick lol

then i bought it again on pc but it ran like s*** for some reason so i refunded it and got bbtag 2.0

so basically what i'm saying is blitztank is the best street fighter character

Yeah I can get behind that

being real though my favourites of the regulars are zangief sagat and cammy

i like dudley and makoto too but they're only in two games :<

edit: dudley was in x tekken too??? i think me not knowing that says more about that game than me

probably cammy. dhalsim is also the homie

I've never been that into Dhalsim but his SF5 redesign is one of the best ones in that game for sure

I also like Cammy a lot

slightly more horny answer than Juri but still within reasonable levels

idk i mean cammy is generally hot but juri is much more laser focused for people who are into certain things so

im not into those things i Swear to god