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Roses are black because they are racist.

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Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:44 pm
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Roses are black because a violet died and thay went to its funeral

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Roses are black because it divided by zero.

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Roses are black because the leaves are alternate and pinnately compound, with sharply toothed oval-shaped leaflets. The plants fleshy edible fruit is called a rose hip. Rose plants range in size from tiny, miniature roses, to climbers that can reach 20 metres in height. Species from different parts of the world easily hybridize, which has given rise to the many types of garden roses.

The name originates from Latin rosa, borrowed from Oscan from colonial Greek in southern Italy: rhodon (Aeolic form: wrodon), from Aramaic wurrdā, from Assyrian wurtinnu, from Old Iranian *warda (cf. Armenian vard, Avestan warda, Sogdian ward, Parthian wâr).

Attar of rose is the steam-extracted essential oil from rose flowers that has been used in perfumes for centuries. Rose water, made from the rose oil, is widely used in Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine. Rose hips are occasionally made into jam, jelly, and marmalade, or are brewed for tea, primarily for their high Vitamin C content. They are also pressed and filtered to make rose hip syrup. Rose hips are also used to produce Rose hip seed oil, which is used in skin products and some makeup products.

And that's why roses are black.
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And that's why roses are black.
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Roses are black because I had nothing else to do with the left over paint.


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roses are black cause all the other colours ran out

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Roses are black because they're a-chargin' their lasers.

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roses r black cause i say so

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Roses are black because they're from Africa.

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Roses are black because they are at a funeral.


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And that's why they're black.

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end of story lock please

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roses are black acuse arel came to this topic and got killed

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Roses are black cause this topic is starting to get filled with fail...


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